i wish it were legal to own a flame thrower so you could burn people at will. i ride a bicycle in the city. there are an equal number of cock bags in all the different mediums of vehicles i.e bicycles, cars, scooters, pedestrians, etc. here are some, not all, of the shitheads who should not ride a fucking bicycle because they are retarded…
* ANYONE WHO RIDES ON THE GODDAMN SIDEWALK, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND RIDE IN THE ROAD LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO.
* anyone who rides AGAINST traffic, you’re just dumb and i hope you get hit, plus if i ever fucking see you i will not get out of your way.
…that is all for today.
Excellent bullet points.
Dude, I have never seen so many “bike kids” ride on the sidewalk here. They LOOK like they ought to know what they’re doing, but evidently not when they come up behind me with their fuckin spandex pant/shirt combo and their hippie-ass bikes. Get a hummer, you ass.
Make me your douche-bag of the day, pweeeeeze?